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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Come On! Another Gary Song? WHAT IS THIS SITE COMING TO??!!"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Come On! Another Gary Song? WHAT IS THIS SITE COMING TO??!!"

Parody Written by:

Second Fiddle Eric Harley

The Lyrics

Gary McNamara is an idiot. ‘Nuff said.
I’m dreaming of a last school day,
With McNamara’s “Yee-haw!” show,
Where the teachers glistened,
And teens had listened,
To hear, McNamara’s flow…

I’m dreaming of that last school day,
With every Christmas card I write,
May his final Earth day be bright,
Say “Yee-haw!”, may his boxers be white!

(Choir vocal)

I’m dreaming of a last school day,
With McNamara’s “Yee-haw!” show,
Where the teachers glistened,
And teens had listened,
To hear, McNamara’s flow…

(Choir w/whistling)

I’m dreaming of that last school day,
With every Christmas card I write,
May his final Earth day be bright,

Say “Yee-haw!”, may his boxers…be white!

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Phil Ossifer - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Hey G&GBF, you were gone all this time and this is the best you could do? Not saying I’m surprised, mind you. As banal as Gary M is, his hoboes-with-oboes line that you're fascinated by is still more creative than anything you’ll ever post. You'd think it would be obvious even to a grade school dropout like yourself that management doesn't intervene in much of anything on here. Besides, it was another member who was hoping they'd jump in. After your 1st month here, I knew they weren't paying the least bit of attention. And nobody cares about your geezer gals.
The Real Phil Ossifer - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Being a moron, it’s clear that you have no comprehension of any other music genre other than crappy ‘30s tunes. Your inability to comprehend even the most basic concepts such as time, empathy or brain capacity always gives you away. Your subpar IQ showed its true self when you took a word I wrote and tried to extrapolate race from it. Just out of curiosity, ever had someone leave you a positive comment? Don't bother lying, we all know that wouldn't happen.
The Real Captain Obvious - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Since I’m was too lazy to find the time to reply to two entries this morning, I chose the one that wasn’t about Gary McNamara to reply to, because I’m obviously prejudiced against rag-tag teenage wannabe-cowboys who want nothing more than a pretty girl to be in their dreams. That, and yelling “Yee-haw!!” like a double-digit IQ moron who’s about to enter the real world upon graduation. OTOH, the opening statement of this entry speaks for itself: “ Gary McNamara is an idiot. ‘Nuff said.”
Captain Obvious - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
^^^^^Wow, three for one! You just keep diggin’ and maybe one day all your septic tank experience will pay off.
Bob from Dayton - May 08, 2024 - Report this comment
^^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, if nothing else, you've proven over and over again that you put more effort into finding and copying old comments than you do in actually writing parodies. PS If the commentaries are "false" why are you using them? Talk about too stupid...

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