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Song Parodies -> "Two Females in the Dark"

Original Song Title:

"Two Cigarettes in the Dark"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Two Females in the Dark"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about how two females came into the dark, Carole, the picture, and Roxanne, the 1951 "Beat the Clock" assistant who also showed 300 scouts.
Two, two females in the dark
They see Carole and Roxanne 'til the
Our love is melting

One face is my sweetheart.
Two, two viewers in a room
Almost obscured by the scouts

We were so close yet so far apart,
It happened that I stumbled in
Upon their elephants.

I heard my sweetheart whispering
"I love you, I love you, you know that I do."

Two, two females in the dark,
Gone is the elephants and the scouts
Leaving just Collyer and two females in the dark.

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