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Song Parodies -> "Stevie Wonder's Van"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Stevie Wonder's Van"

Parody Written by:

gobi

The Lyrics

Got A Job As A Driver
Not A Bad Nine To Fiver
I’m Doing Alright ‘Cause I Have My Sight
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van

We Go Shopping At Penny’s
Then We Eat Lunch At Denny’s
We Have A Good Time, And I’m Doing Fine
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van

Sometimes We’ll Go Driving In The Country
I’ll Tell Stevie Everything I See
We’ll Drink Lots Of Beer Out In The Country
Then We’ll Have To Pull Over And Pee

We Get High Then Get Higher
Put On Earth Wind & Fire
He’ll Sing Me A Song As We Go Along
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van

Stevie Calls Me His chauffeur
He’s A Great Guy To Work For
I Don’t Wear The Hat
But He Don’t Know That
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van

When We're Out On A Mission
He‘ll Sing Me “Superstition”
And I’ll Sing Along ‘Cause I Love That Song
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van

Stevie’s Always Joking ‘Bout His Blindness
Tells Me To Turn Left Or Make A Right
He Is Always Killing Me With Kindness
Doesn't Matter That He’s Black And I Am White

Not A Bad Nine To Fiver
Stevie’s Not A Backseat Driver
I’m Doing Alright ‘Cause I Have My Sight
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van
Drivin’ ‘Round In Stevie Wonder’s Van
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CML - October 04, 2022 - Report this comment
I've done this song twice, so I could tell in an instant you did a good job. The only thing that bothered me slightly was the "Stevie Wonders Van" bit. Whats up with that? .... Then I realized it tracks "Winter Wonderland", so never mind .... I gave you a 444 score on the Voting Thingie, but it should have been 555.

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