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Song Parodies -> "Do You Swim How I Swim?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Swim How I Swim?"
Parody Written by:
SwimPuff165
The Lyrics
Said the swim coach to his fellow team
Do you swim the IM?
(Do you swim the IM?)
All along the pool, fellow team
Do you swim the IM?
(Do you swim the IM?)
All strokes, All strokes, splashing all the while
Butterfly, back, breast, and freestyle
Butterfly, back, breast, and freestyle
Said a teen boy to his close teammate
Do you swim how I swim?
(Do you swim how I swim?)
Always in lane 6, close teammate
Do you swim how I swim?
(Do you swim how I swim?)
With poise, with poise, swiftly like a shark
As a sport who always takes their mark
As a sport who always takes their mark
Said the teammate to the nice lifeguard
Do you know what I know?
(Do you know what I know?)
On your chair so high, nice lifeguard
Do you know what I know?
(Do you know what I know?)
A tip, a tip, helps with my technique
Please do not call me a swimming geek
Please do not call me a swimming geek
Said the guard to the people on the deck
Guess what I just found out!
(Guess what I just found out!)
Cheer out loud, people on the deck
Guess what I just found out!
(Guess what I just found out!)
This boy, this boy, swimming for his coach
His goal we know he shall approach
His goal we know he shall approach
Do you swim the IM?
(Do you swim the IM?)
All along the pool, fellow team
Do you swim the IM?
(Do you swim the IM?)
All strokes, All strokes, splashing all the while
Butterfly, back, breast, and freestyle
Butterfly, back, breast, and freestyle
Said a teen boy to his close teammate
Do you swim how I swim?
(Do you swim how I swim?)
Always in lane 6, close teammate
Do you swim how I swim?
(Do you swim how I swim?)
With poise, with poise, swiftly like a shark
As a sport who always takes their mark
As a sport who always takes their mark
Said the teammate to the nice lifeguard
Do you know what I know?
(Do you know what I know?)
On your chair so high, nice lifeguard
Do you know what I know?
(Do you know what I know?)
A tip, a tip, helps with my technique
Please do not call me a swimming geek
Please do not call me a swimming geek
Said the guard to the people on the deck
Guess what I just found out!
(Guess what I just found out!)
Cheer out loud, people on the deck
Guess what I just found out!
(Guess what I just found out!)
This boy, this boy, swimming for his coach
His goal we know he shall approach
His goal we know he shall approach
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