-> "Prison Cells"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Prison Cells"
Parody Written by:
Carol Bing
The Lyrics
Prison cells, prison cells
It's kick-out time for these grifters
Ship these things (shifty "king")
To Sing Sing and in fling
Doom will start to drift away
Shitty tide gone, ripoff tide gone
Wretched pols, craven, vile
While they're there they were stealing and bigly
Gifts amassing
From kiss-assing
In emoluments-style
In each tweet, sedition you would hear
Prison cells, prison cells
For grifting crimes of these shitbirds
Ship these things (shifty "king")
To Sing Sing and in fling
To rooms with walls that are gray
Their complete blight
Is a true fright
They were laundering green
All these cons rushed
To plunder Treasury
A loathsome bunch
Most out to lunch
Like DeSantis who paved
The way for Covid deaths without peer
(Prison cells) to put them there, there's cause
(Prison cells) they broke so many laws
It's prison time for these grifters
Ship these things (stolen bling)
To Sing Sing, a just thing
Doom will start to drift away
Shitty tide, cons (prison cells) ripoff tide, cons
(Prison cells) wretched robbers real vile
In their lairs (it's kick-out time for these grifters)
They were stealing so BIGLY
Grifts amassing (bling-a-ling)
Now kickassing's just the thing
Put 'em on the rock pile
When the doom-makers are put away
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