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Song Parodies -> "Wet Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Wet Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Borrowing Phil Alexander's title, but going in a different direction...
(Verse, not often heard)
No I'm not pining, I feel serene
Around on this stool I sway
I'm drinking a little gin
Way down south in ole TN
When it's December the 24th---
I will toast those who are up north.....

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
And I ain't talkin' about snow
Want some bloody mary's, all hot and hairy
With stalks of celery, you know

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
I'll have some whiskey sours, alright
With those little cherries to bite
Maybe green will start appearing white

I'm drinking to a white Christmas
Down at the corner bar I know
Where the folks are laughing
And egg nog passing
And nobody's feelin' low

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Kentucky bourbon mixed with Sprite
May your days be merry and bright
They can sure be wet, if they're not white

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Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Bravo, Royce! A toast to the newborn King! 555
Royce Miller - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny-thanks for adding some redemption; I never felt that all the worship was just relegated to a church house
2nz - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Drinks are on you, apparently. Here's to a Wet Christmas.
Leah Lockhart - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, you probably speak for many! Watch out for beer though, lotsa carbs!
Royce Miller - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah---Yes, I know about beer and carbs, and it's too bad, cause I like beer--but one usually can satisfy me, so I guess that's not too bad. Thanks for reading.
neminem - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice! And yeah, that's what I'll be doing, I think... one of our dorms is sponsoring a party called Casemas, and considering they're fundraising by selling shot glasses, I can guess what will probably be the main entertainment. Oh, also this reminds me of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's newest song, It's Jesus's Birthday: http://www.deadtroll.com
Meriadoc - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
It's (Royce) Miller time! Have a five pack on me...
Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice song, Royce. Although I thought it was going to be about Depends. A sequel? No? d;:^)
Royce Miller - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob-you do the sequel

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