Karens yell... Karens yell...
This COVID-time is a pity
Sanitize... (Sanitize...)
Frantic cries... (Frantic cries...)
Everything makes them complain

Heard a slight cough... It's your slight cough
This will make them go wild
Watch them stare like you're dyin' of sickness
Children sneezing... Grandpa's wheezing
Women think they're so vile
And in all public spaces they'll sneer

Karens yell (Karens yell)
Karens yell (Karens yell)
"This is a crime! They're all sickly!"
Necks they'll wring (Necks they'll wring)
Wipes they'll cling (Wipes they'll cling)
They live to make you ashamed

Watch them pick fights
Lots of big fights
They think that they're a Queen
They won't ever hush and they're aggressive

When they're at lunch
Maybe at brunch
Through their mask they will bray
Since the sound of a sniffle they fear

(Karens yell) Won't ever close their jaws
(Karens yell) They'll claim you broke the law
Hearts filled with grime they're so Grinchy
Purse they'll swing (You'll see them curse and swear)
Man! That stings! (While pulling out their hair)
These bimbos are so insane!

Hear that bride squawk (Karens yell)
Not polite talk (Karens yell)
Chicks are always hostile
It's not rare (This COVID-time is a pity)
To watch them go ballistic
Grandma's hacking (Cell phones ping)
They're attacking (They're texting)
They'll go wild at a child
One "Achoo!" and they'll be such a pain