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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Homo For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Homo For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Phred Phlips

The Lyrics

Hallmark has announced that its Christmas movie line-up will feature more LGBTQ+ characters, and people of various races and religious faiths.
I'll be homo for Christmas
Count on LGB
All things go 'neath mistletoe
Enjoy diversity

Closets standing empty
Straight and white--passé
He and he, and she and she
Will make the Yuletide gay

Have a Muslim Christmas
Start a jihad fight
AK guns we shoot for fun
There'll be no Silent Night

ACLU Christmas
Breaking quarantine
Took report, then went to court
To scrap a manger scene

There will be a Christmas
With any luck, next year
'Twill be great to celebrate
When all of us are queer

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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Mark Hall - November 30, 2020 - Report this comment
It's sad to see that Hallmark, which once was something that used to be wholesome has gotten so perverse.

I will take a mistress,
Try to, be of good cheer.
I'd rather just, go masturbate,
Than turn into a queer.

Nice to see that you have called Hallmark on the carpet. Good job with this one.
Lili M - December 03, 2020 - Report this comment
While this was a good parody and I reflected this in my votes, this kind of hate is exactly what is wrong with society today. Please, I beg of you, go to one of the countries where homosexuality is illegal- you'll fit right in there! They're as undeveloped as your brains, clearly. Very bisexual and now very, VERY pissed, Lili
Phred - December 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Focussing on race and sexual habits is turning universal human stories into propaganda. It's wrecking sports. Gay people have Christmas. Even Jews and Muslims participate in the secular aspects of the holiday. So-called "entertainment" is forcing this "diversity" upon an audience that doesn't want it. Get good actors, tell a good story. Leave the preaching to the pulpit. Keep sex in the bedroom. I don't care whether anyone is gay. I don't have to validate his/her life style. And why would anyone feel the need for my validation? The countries where homosexuals are punished for their orientation/lifestyle are all Muslim. You should condemn that, but that would be Islamophobic, which would be schizophrenic. Starting to get complicated.
ThrilledAreWe Clinton - December 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Homophobia, really? This site has really gone downhill. Moderators all asleep at the wheel? Or maybe the snowflakes would consider that "censorship," right? *Yawn*.

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