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Song Parodies -> "White Trash Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"White Trash Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Toxic Lederhosen
The Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a white trash Christmas
We'll decorate the mobile home
There'll be cousins kissing
And front teeth missing
You'll hear grandpa pissing in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though
Our family tree is leaning to the right
And we'll all be playing poker Christmas night
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on violin!
Lets pick out a few presents now
We're going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Mickey's Big Mouth
And when our hound dog is howling from the south
He says may all your Christmases be white
Oh, and pay no attention to that "all trespassers will be shot" sign
That don't apply to you Santa
Nice rack on Rudolph though!
We'll decorate the mobile home
There'll be cousins kissing
And front teeth missing
You'll hear grandpa pissing in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though
Our family tree is leaning to the right
And we'll all be playing poker Christmas night
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on violin!
Lets pick out a few presents now
We're going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Mickey's Big Mouth
And when our hound dog is howling from the south
He says may all your Christmases be white
Oh, and pay no attention to that "all trespassers will be shot" sign
That don't apply to you Santa
Nice rack on Rudolph though!
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