Her G-string, it was glistenin'
Most her clothes she is missin'
She's there to ignite,
on stage tonight,
Workin' in a taunter's wonderland.

Down in front, there are two nerds,
In her face, get these two turds.
The bouncer's real strong,
On their heads he'll gong,
Workin' in a taunter's wonderland.

In the shadow you can get a lap dance,
For the right price you can get on down.
They don't care you're married, there's a fat chance,
She'll finish off the job, you're left spellbound.

You are filled with desire,
She removes her attire.
That sweet promenade,
You want to invade.
Watchin' in a taunter's wonderland.

[Internude]

Watch the floorshow, that one's such a ho man,
Carry on just like some circus clown.
You can have an orgy like a ro-man.
Long's your credit card can hold its ground.

The floorshows are so thrillin',
When it comes time for billin',
For frolick and play,
You now have to pay,
To that taunter's wonderland (Wo ho ...)