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Song Parodies -> "Silver Plates"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

bing crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Silver Plates"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Silver Plates by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Silver plates, silver plates,
It’s Whopper time at the White House.
Mickey Ds, KFCs,
Soon it will be banquet time.

Clemson players and the coaches
Dressed in tuxedo style.
And they’re gorging themselves on hamberders.
Players laughing, gas is passing,
And an idiot’s all smiles.
And from all White House corners you hear:

Silver plates, silver plates,
It’s Whopper time at the White House.
Mickey Ds, KFCs,
Soon it will be banquet time.

Strings of tweet nights, and the pols fight
Over gov’ment shut down,
As the furloughed rush to the soup kitchens.
Hear the teeth gnash, see the DOW crash,
Where is Don’s BK crown?
He ate it with all the fried chicken.

Silver plates, silver plates,
It’s Whopper time at the White House.
Mickey Ds, KFCs,
Soon it will be banquet time.


Copyright 2019 by Jeffrey Moran

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alexander's ragtag band - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Bill gave White House interns pizza and a cigar.
Jeff Moran - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
I love it when conservatives think their strongest argument is "My guy may be a racist, misogynist, self-centered, incompetent, idiot, but on this one point he's not any worse than your guy."

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