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Song Parodies -> "Clean The Home For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Clean The Home For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 21 of my "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Cleaning up your house when you're expecting company on Christmas can be stressful. Always afraid that you're gonna get judged as hard for the cleanliness of your home as you do for how poorly you wrap presents. Original Song
Clean the home for Christmas
They’ll be here at three
Clean the stove and sweep the floors
And dust off the TV

Don’t want them to judge me
Carpet must be steamed
Clean the home for Christmas
Prepare for company!

Clean the home for Christmas
On my hands and knees
Chairs must go, fluff the pillows
We must paint the ceiling!

Bathroom needs re-tiling
Deep clean the chimney
Clean the home for Christmas
Let’s hope they won’t judge me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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2Eagle - December 22, 2018 - Report this comment
You might as well remodel the whole house - that's the way moms get when company comes.

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