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Song Parodies -> "Black Xmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Black Xmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

That time of year approaching...
I'm dreading another black Xmas
Slow traffic, crowds that overflow
Cheek knuckle fistin'
And eyeball spittin'
Watch as the Star Wars Porg plushes go!

I'm dreading another black Xmas
TV Christmas movies shown at night
Religious references kept out of sight
And another year of Starbuck color cup fights!

I'm dreading another black Xmas
People stomped and thefts do grow
Commercial ads hyping
Big ticket buying
Audi year end clearance by the rows!

I'm dreading another black Xmas
Blockbuster movies and the lines
Mall Security is tight
And a Christmas tree is always set alight!

Much to local news delight!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
I've always said Merry Christmas, and now, we have a president who does, too. so, you know what? Merry Christmas! 455
CML - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
It helps that our current president celebrated the birth of Jesus as a child ....... and not the birth of Lenin

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