-> "The Heedless Salesman "
Original Song Title:
"The Headless Horseman"
Parody Song Title:
"The Heedless Salesman "
Start a new round
They will commiserate
They’re out from the White house as of late
Long about midnight,
Flynn starts the party
Joins Bannon and Spicer and Scaramucci
They drink to scorn and outright lies
“How screwed we were,” they rhapsodize
(Flynn): He’s so fat
(Spicer): His skin’s so thin
(Scaramucci): He should be in the loony bin!
(Bannon): Let me tell you brothers
Was a dreadful fright
To see him watch Fox News all night!
All the cons thought the right would now be free
A wall to put up, reciprocity
Cinton bad? This one is worse
He’s a heedless salesman
(Spicer): That’s right!
What a fright on election night!
(Scaramucci): When he’s a-tweetin’
In his hand
Braggin’ n’ bleatin’
Cell phone man
Pundits read those tweets and groan
He drops his load while on the throne!
(All): His hair, we swear’s a citrus tone!
(Flynn): He is a mook, such a mook disturbed
Won’t tell us all what he’s really earned
He claims that he won his post far ahead
(All): He had help from Putin The Red!
(Flynn): I got real tired of Sir Orangetop
His regimen is just a flop
And it hasn’t even been a year
(Scaramucci): I think his head is hollow, dear
Don’t tell him his hands are little, he sees them big
Proud to be a male chauvinist pig
Blacks want rights, but then he said
KKK’s “fine folks” instead
(Bannon): And drip, drip, we’d let his news drop
While he’d look for Obama’s deals to chop
But he flopped on the healthcare plan
(All): You can’t reason with this heedless man!
(Spicer): Now they had doubts that my words were so
The news was fake, an imbroglio
I hope someday we’ll help write the book
When they impeach this kooky crook
But think on this, we’ll get Mike Pence
(All): If this dumb moron’s power ends
(Flynn): Well I hope we’ll get some sleep tonight
And Kim Jong Un’s humor gets more bright
His big head so hollow there
We might be dead
Shout out a prayer!
(All): With his fat lip and the thoughts of a mop
He’s out failing to drain his own swamp
The art of this deal ain’t a wise man’s plan
You can’t reason with this heedless man!
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