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Song Parodies -> "Alt.Right Xmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Alt.Right Xmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

DISCLAIMER: This is merely satire. I support none of the racist parties involved.
Steve Bannon sings:

I'm dreaming of an Alt.Right Xmas
Too bad Trump had to let me go
Antifa hittin' and SJWs spittin'
Patriots kickin' ass everytime they show!

I'm dreaming of an Alt.Right Xmas
Where our demonstrators are all-White
Armed with shields and clubs to fight
And slogans to give the Left a fright!

I'm dreaming of an Alt.Right Xmas
Against the Left to strike a blow
Gay dykes fistin' and BLM dissin'
All those groups really have to go!

I'm dreaming of an Alt Right Xmas
We all stay together on the Right
Keep the Nazi & Klan stuff out of sight
But still aim towards an American First Reich!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Alt.Righty then... 5s

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