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Song Parodies -> "White Racist"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Racist"

Parody Written by:

New Jersey Proud

The Lyrics

May Donald J. Trump rot in hell for eternity. He's not my president. I voted for Hillary who won. The election was rigged and Trump directly colluded with Putin to swing the election his way. America got cheated. He hasn't delivered on anything he promised. Plans? He has none!
Donald Trump is a white racist
The kind that everybody knows
He never listens
To people of color concerns
He's just a rich man with his Slovo Ho!!!

Donald Trump is a white racist
With Steve Bannon of the Alt.Right
Wanna keep all blacks and browns outta sight
And reestablish the privileges of the whites

Donald Trump is a white racist
With his words and acts it shows
Same for his children
Silver spoons glistenin'
Hardships they will never know

Donald Trump is a white racist
Doesn't care about urban blight
Poor minorities treats like shite
America​ he wants 1950s white

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Wow. - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
What is it about New Jersey that has it churning out so many of you racist leftard goose-steppers with your paranoid projectionist fantasies? Something in the water?
Black Supremacist Leftard Thugs - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah, Trump is raycis'! That's why we need to beat da crap outta his cracka ass!
Chris Rock - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Which one's more racist, black people or white people? Black people! You know why? 'Cause black people hate black people TOO! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people REALLY don't like about black people!
@Wow - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
SU you Trump Chump! How can you support an evil man who openly admitted committing sexual assault on women and wanting to "date" his own daughter (incest)? A man who makes fun of the disabled and who believes all black people live in urban ghettos shooting each other and doing drugs? You must be a white devil too.
Jontron - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey guys, what's up?
Shaun King - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm as black as Vanilla Ice and he's my idol!
@@Wow - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe not everybody's as politically tone-deaf and completely out of touch with reality as you evil racist leftard goose-steppers with your paranoid projectionist fantasies about rape and incest. (Does your spouse know you're fantasizing about incest, you racist pervert bigot?)
White Devil's Food Cake - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Why so obsessed with skin color, hypocrite?
Whoopi Goldberg - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
It wasn't "rape" rape.
Sandy - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
We live in a rape culture that Trump and conservatives ignore.
Lena Dunham - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I openly admitted to sticking rocks up my little sister's cooch, and look where I am now!
Kathy Shelton - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Hillary Clinton helped a 12-year-old's rapist get off with a slap on the wrist. Where were all you hypocritical Trump-hating far-left "rape culture" mythologists then!?
Richard Keenan - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
That cute little 4-year-old girl was totally a willing participant in sucking me off.
AZEALIABANKS - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Sarah Palin needs to have her hair shaved off to a buzz cut, get headf***ed by a big veiny, ashy, black dick then be locked in a cupboard.
Anti-Rapist - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Teach Democrats not to rape!
Count Dracula - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Children of the night, shut up!
Joe Biden - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."
Robert Byrd - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."
Louis Farrakhan - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"The Jews don't like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that's a good name. Hitler was a very great man. He rose Germany up from the ashes."
Donna Brazile - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"[I] will not let the white boys win this election."
Al Sharpton - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"White folks was [sic] in caves while we was [sic] building empires... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them [sic] Greek homos ever got around to it."
Susan Sontag - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"The white race is the cancer of human history."
Lara Witt - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"Also white people are evil. Whiteness is evil."
Yusra Khogali - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"Whiteness is not humxness. In fact, white skin is sub-humxn. All phenotypes exist within the black family and white ppl are a genetic defect of blackness."
George Ciccariello - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"All I want for Christmas is White Genocide."
Donald Trump - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"No group in America has been more harmed by Hillary Clinton's policies than African-Americans. No group. No group. If Hillary Clinton's goal was to inflict pain on the African-American community, she could not have done a better job. It's a disgrace."
Not falling for it - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Above is a lame reference to Timbuktu, the mythical African super kingdom of knowledge. Sorry, but the trading center got it's philosophy, astrology, and mathematics from visiting Asians and Muslim Arabs. And they came there for rock salt and gold! The sub-saharan blacks never even invented the wheel despite an abundance of stone and wood!!! And by the time the French got there the city was in shambles with mobs of malnourished people, the diseased, and a fallen center. Basically, what blacks do everywhere. When Africans gained Independence from Europe, all the hospitals, businesses, rail lines, etc... fell into ruin. Food shipped to Africa by charities most often rots at ports for lack of coordination and transport or is intercepted and stolen by thieves of every sort along the way. Africa was a sh*thole and remains so. Life originated in Africa? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jerome - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Democrat or Republican, all whites are racist at the core. White SJW self-loathing doesn't count either as their skin color still insures white privilege.
CML - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
If you're going to call Trump a racist, you probably shouldn't smear his wife as a Slovenian whore because it makes you look deranged -- especially now that she's won a libel lawsuit over that story. Also, Eastern European Slavs were victims of some of the worst racist atrocities ever, as millions of them were killed by the Nazis in WWII
FIFY - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Black or white, all leftards with their myth of "white privilege" are racist to the core. White spewers of that myth are the most racist of them all, for those who profess to hate themselves still admire themselves for being hateful.
Animaniacs Wheel o' Morals - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
"The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind... except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny."
Masters of the Obvious - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Unfunny two-minutes-hate is hateful and unfunny for two minutes.
Black Anti-Racist - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I didn't hear a word of complaint from you Hitlery-voting losers against her primary opponent, the Satanic racist Kenyan usurper who illegally occupied the White House from 2009 to 2017; and now you expect us to believe your retarded and paranoid conspiracy theories about Trump? Suck on our chocolate salty balls, you racists.
Say What? - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Lennie can't talk, he hates Muslims as does Trump & Company! He also insulted blacks with his Buckwheat parody. His comments are irrelevant.
What What In The Butt - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
No statement by any Trump-hating leftard has any legitimacy; all leftards are violent racist thugs and Hell-bound traitors.
Patrick - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Donald Trump has been President for about 3 months. That is not much time by Washington standards to accomplish anything significant. I followed the campaign. Never heard him say anything racist. The black neighborhoods of Chicago are the scene of daily homicides. Sounds like a "hell hole" to me. Not because the people there are black but because some of them continue to kill their neighbors with impunity. Maybe he can do something about it, maybe not. But a truthful statement is not "racist".
Steve - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
^ hoping Pat gets pistol whipped by a bull dyke! LOL!!!
Not impressed - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
The bulk of Trump's supporters we're low education blue collar workers, Alt.Right hate groups, warmongering Right-wingers, and protest voters against Clinton mixed with stupid independent voters. Wow. What a crowd of losers! And still, Clinton won the popular vote by more than 3 million!
Lurker - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, hate-mongering Commie traitor twats, you've repeated just about every point of your fraudulent narrative about Trump. Feel better now, losers?
Citizen Left - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
It's scum of the earth like you that continue to divide our nation. The corrupt rich mans club moves on despite a wide range of unfulfilled promises. Tell me, is Mexico paying for the Wall yet or is there even a design for that $20 billion folly? No? How about ripping up ACA and the Iran Deal on Day 1? It's Day 63! Nope. Or how about the Muslim... er... travel Ban? Failed twice. Supreme Court Justice​? Not passed. A plan to combat ISIS in 30 Days? Day 63- nothing! And healthcare? Trump had to pull the plug because he couldn't even get Republican support for it and just gave up! So basically, your guy lied about all his promises and can't govern. He's still in campaign mode, holding rallies preaching to the converted! He's nothing but a loudmouth, tweeting idiot whose praise of Putin and selection of Flynn has him in hot water. So he makes up a lie about Obama wire tapping Trump Tower!!! How desperate can one get? I hope the investigations prove collusion so Trump can be tried for treason. That p*ssy-grabbing POS belongs in jail.Digest all of that you right-wing lunatic fringe turds.
Jenny - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Remove the Neo from Neo-Con and you get what a Republican really is!
Real Citizen - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Wow. I guess you really CAN have your own facts in whatever alternate reality you loony leftards inhabit. CL, don't your caretakers know they're not supposed to allow your padded cell (i.e. your "safe space") to have internet access?
Jimmy - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
All you have to do is add an "n" between the "o" and the "c" and then delete the "c" to get what a Democrat really is.
How Delusional You Sound - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Bush did 9/11 because fire can't melt steel!

Oh, wait. Wrong comments section...
Handler - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Awright, who let Maxine Waters into the cheap booze again?
Slick Willy Clinton - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
So what's wrong with some p*ssy grabbing, homos? Hey, CL, the 1990s called, and they want their sexually repressive policies back!
Not Insane - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
The bulk of Clinton's supporters are brainwashed "white guilt" internalizers, Lawless Goosestepping Bigoted Terrorist Quacks and their hate groups, violent hate-mongering left-wingers, and millions of illegal immigrant voters against Trump mixed with massive vote fraud. Wow. What a crowd of losers! And still, they couldn't stop Trump from winning the election fair and square in a blowout!
NJ Prite - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Wow, you guys are easily baited.
Hill'ry 4Eva - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I noticed that no Republican here can answer real questions about Trump not honoring his promises and his lying about Obama wire tapping. Y'all also said the AHCA would pass easily. It didn't. Even House Republicans rejected it by 15 votes! And Trump lost, so like the big baby he is, he refuses to own his failure to deliver. Instead, it's the Democrats fault again. No, rich white man, YOUR administration is in charge of American healthcare now. And you didn't even repeal the mandate! Trump is by far the worst president you right wing imbeciles ever elected. He's not a deal-maker, but a dummy! Give this guy a big F... and then add a big U!!!
CML @ say What? - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
My comments are irrelevant? You mean Melania didn't win a lawsuit against someone who charged that she was a Slovenian whore? But she did. And are you saying contempt for Slavs, just like the attitude expressed by our ever so ironically named author, "White Racist" wasn't a hallmark of Nazism? ...... "Whether 10,000 Russian women die from exhaustion digging a tank ditch interests me only in so far as the ditch is completed." That's a quote from Heinrich Himmler who caused the death of at least 6 million Slavs. So are you now saying Slavs were NOT the victims of racist atrocities? ....... because of a song parody I did two years ago which was based on a skit that Eddie Murphy used to do at SNL?
Hitlery in Hell 4Ever - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Seeing as ALL leftard "questions" here assume "facts" not in evidence (i.e. fake facts), there's nothing to answer. Not a single one of your accusations against Trump has proved the least bit honest, while every last one of you leftards has been proved to be a libelous, hate-mongering, criminal, racist, misogynist, child-abusing, rape-supporting fascist thug. You leftards couldn't tell the truth to save your worthless lives, and we owe your baseless accusations against the USA's rightful President nothing but contempt and scorn, and you traitors nothing but to execute you for your treason against the United States of America and dump your rotting corpses into septic tanks so that everyone can do to you what you've done to this nation and its duly elected President.
REAL Questions (according to Democrat "logic"): - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
When is Hillary going to stop beating her wife?

When is Barry Soetero going to confess to all of his crimes against humanity?

When will Democrats apologize for raping 4-year-olds?

How should we punish the Democrats for their treasonous wiretapping of Trump?

Should the treasonous activist judges illegally obstructing Trump's executive orders be given the firing squad or the electric chair for their crimes?
Donald Trump - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
"if you're famous you can grab women by the p*ssy and THEY LET YOU DO IT." [Emphasis added.]
Bill Clinton - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
"I did not have sex with that woman."
Donald Trump - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
"The Reform Party now includes a Klansman, Mr. Duke, a neo-Nazi, Mr. Buchanan, and a Communist, Ms. Fulani. This is not company I wish to keep."
David Duke - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I don’t know if I will endorse Trump because I haven’t decided yet if I can trust him to do what he says. Ronald Reagan rode to the presidency in part on his pledge to stop immigration, but he actually signed the first and biggest amnesty bill. One thing is sure, I won’t endorse any of the other candidates of the Republican Party, even if I don’t endorse Trump. They are all subservient to the foreign nation of Israel and psychopaths such as Netanyahu.

I oppose Trumps [sic] support of the Zionist Control of American foreign policy. If as Trump says he is 1000 percent dedicated to Israel, that doesn’t leave much room for dedication to America, does it?

Of course the Zio control of American politics and media is proven in that every candidate, both Republicans and Democrats, must swear allegiance to the foreign nation of Israel that has committed Terrorism against us in the terrorist attack in the Lavon Affair — which Israel admitted. Israel also attacked the USS Liberty and killed 34 Americans in a deliberate attack as claimed by our Secretary of State at the time, Dean Rusk. All the candidates are also supporting the release of Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard who did more damage to America than any spy in the history of the United States. I think it is treason to support the Zionist racial supremacist State of Israel which has committed massive human rights crimes against the Paleo Nazis, Lebanese Syrians and others, and who have directly controlled our policy to oppose Syria and support the al Qaeda and ISIS monsters.
Monisha Rajesh - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
it's about time for a presidential assassination.
Rick Ross - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
"Assassinate Trump like I'm Zimmerman."
Hillary Clinton, 1975 - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
"[Kathy Shelton] is emotionally unstable with a tendency to seek out older men and engage in fantasizing."
Gravely - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
We live in a rape culture that Clinton and the feministas ignore.
Caring citizens united - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
All Republicans are idiots. They cater to the rich and couldn't care less about the middle class or homeless, minorities or women. Trump has got to be the stupidest mother*cker ever to win election. Forget the Russkies, ignorant inbred rednecks and fearmongers voted for this human pile of garbage.
Patriotic Citizens United - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
All Democrats are idiots. They cater to the rich and couldn't care less about the middle class or homeless, minorities, or women. Hitlery has got to be the stupidest worn-out whore ever to lose an election. Remember: illegal immigrants, baby-butchering fascists, and racist hate-mongers are the only ones who voted for that traitor twat.
CML - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Everybody see what our buddy, that ever-so-ironically named "White Racist", did this first Monday of April. He basically repeated the same slur about Melania Trump being a prostitute, even after he was alerted that Melania has won a libel lawsuit about this very story. And then he shuts off comments. But you still left this thread open for comments, dint you Slugger? ....... Oh, but heaven forbid we infer any hatred at all from this, or from the repeated comments calling for Trump's assasination. No, the true "hate" comes from parodies about a religion that has inspired some 30,000 terrorist attacks all over the world in the last 15 years which have killed or wounded almost one million people
Facts count - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Melania Trump is suing 15 publications (including Daily Mail, The Week, Politico, Inquisitor, Liberal America, Bipartisan Report, and others) and several bloggers who made the escort prostitution claim. She won ONE lawsuit against a 71 year old blogger from Maryland who printed a retraction and paid her some money, but lost to the Daily Mail already and is suing again. I haven't heard of any other victories either. And regarding the NJP parody of today, that is correct. Trump met her at the KKC where she worked as introduced by her agency manager Paolo. Both Paolo and the KKC have a reputation for hooking up rich men with beautiful women for a fee. For polite conversation? C'mon, Melanja Knauss (last name changed to sound more German) has been nude or scantily clad in British GQ, FHM, and other "men's magazines!" You'd have to be a dummy or naive not to believe she put out for cash. She was modeling at a dangerous 28 years old for that industry. Pervert Trump was 52 and married to Marla Maples at the time! What a total sleazebag! What defense do you have now for either of them Callyoustupid?
Our Classy First Lady - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
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Facts count - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
My sincere apologies for a one line slip. MT frequently was seen at the the Kit Kat Club in the late1990s. She didn't work for them!
Callmestupid (as if I care) - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Yes, Facts Count, facts do count. The reason the lawsuit against The Daily Mail was dismissed had to do with jurisdictional issues and whether a British Company could be sued in Maryland, but of course you knew that. I'll bet you also knew that the Daily Mail has already issued a retraction because, how could they not ... the court had already found that the story was unmitigated and unexpurgated horsesh*t ...... But notice how FC proceeded on the basis that this story was somehow genuine in order to start in with the personal abuse. I'm supposedly naive to think that even though the story was found, after a review of all the facts, to be libelous (ie, intentionally and maliciously false) that it's still fundamentally true. .... You see, when your entire view of the world is based on total falsehoods, you can do these kinds of things
Critical - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^^^ expects Lennie to defend adultery.
CML - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^^^^ Why would I want to defend Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy?
Hey Stupid! - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Answer the questions! Do you defend Trump's adultery? Melania knew Trump was married as well. Why did she give her number out? Paolo Zampolli of ID Models along with Trump often threw Model Parties to cement business deals with rich men. What were the girls for? Not just for show. To assume so would be in denial. The men paid for sex, $1000 a pop or more! Trump is reputed to have engaged in $5000-10,000 one night stands!!! Melania is nothing but a kept woman who doesn't want to move into the dull White House. She is using Baron as an excuse and after the Access Hollywood tape exposure, rumor has it she has considered filing for divorce. She certainly is no role model to women and like her husband has done nothing for America. Wave the flag all you want, Melania is only good for one thing- bedding.
Ben - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Didn't Melania Trump also do a lesbian photoshoot for French Max Magazine in 1995? Is this the right background for a First Lady?
Applauds HS - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you for exposing this Callmelennie fool. Double standard. Trump is an exposed self-confessed serial sexual assault pervert AND an adulterer. Only a scumbag would defend such admitted and empirically evident facts.
CML - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Lest we forget, this is in response to me pointing out that the claim that Melania Trump is a Slovenian whore is obviously utterly false which also makes it a hideous slur against a group that has, in the past, been subjected to horrific ethnic based atrocities. And that's all I set out to do. ... So what happens next -- the old switch the topic routine and the ol' ten-sock-puppet shame sh*tstorm routine. ..... And how about that "Answer the question!" demand posed by this troll's 12th sock puppet; as if I'm legally bound under Contempt of Congress to give an answer. Tell you what, Slugger, maybe if you show me a note from your mother which politely asks me for my opinion, I might venture an opinion.
Porfle Popnecker - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
This sort of thing is really making this site an unpleasant place to visit.
Translation - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ Lennie prefers French whores ;-)
Patrick - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Now I'm getting threats of violence for commenting on a parody. Probably from the same people who think I plant landmines in my yard. Landmines are illegal, but they are non-discriminatory. You think that would be a point in their favor. Kansas and Missouri do have something called "Constitutional Carry". Makes pistol whipping strangers because of their political views a bit less satisfying for the perpetrator than it used to be.
Patrick - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Is this the largest vote total ever received for a single parody?
CML - April 05, 2017 - Report this comment
The Barney parody by Misty has 727 votes but it also has 111,000 page views. Let me repeat that to myself -- 111,000 hits. Phil Alexander's paean to GMO's "Starving in the free World has 174 votes, which at the moment I'm writing this is ahead, but it has 660 views. This is probably a record for a parody that has less than 250 hits.

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