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Song Parodies -> "Trump Princess"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Princess"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Not Melania, not Ivanka... the other one!
Press interview with Trump's princess
CNN, " oh no, here we go"
Trump misinformation
Kellyanne's elated
She puts on one hell of a show!

Press interview with Trump's princess
Watch her debate, oh what a sight
The Press gets irritated all right
With Kellyanne's smile so wide!

[But she lies!]

Press interview with Trump's princess
Dear Kellyanne Conway we all know
Love her dismissin'
Of most press questions
And things she really "doesn't know!"

[Or hides]

Press interview with Trump's princess
Does she know her facts aren't right?
Some claim she makes them up on site
Much to Pres-Elect's delight...

We love you Kellyanne!!!
Trump's Head Counsel of the Far-Right!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 15

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Jonathan - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob, have you seen "Saturday Night Live"'s portrayal of Kellyanne? acting like she basically hates Trump, and has regrets over helping him get elected? like no woman could ever truly be on his side? I shake my head, but what else can you expect, from a show that held a "funeral" of sorts, because their candidate lost? 5s
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, SNL is just poking fun. I actually LOVE Alec Baldwin as Trump and Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway!!!
Smiley - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob, I know it's supposed to be funny, and admittedly a lot of the stuff during the debates WAS funny! "what even is a K?" but, I don't know. I guess they lost a lot of respect from me, when they did their "somber" opening with Kate McClinton singing "Hallelujah." it's one of the only times they've done a completely serious opening, and the other times they have, were with national tragedies. (9/11 and the like.) it seemed to me, like they were calling Trump's victory a national tragedy. when I'd argue that we avoided tragedy, when Clinton lost! well, regardless, I'll give it another try. maybe it's funny again? I just know that one cold opening rubbed me the wrong way!
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
For me, it was Michelle Obama telling Oprah that "we know what it is to lose hope" now that Trump was elected. Why? The beginning of the death of liberalism?
Jonathan - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^ yeah, what was THAT about?! for the first time in 8 years, I know what it is to HAVE hope! you can go now, Michael... I mean Michelle! take your burger-bashing mouth with you!

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