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Song Parodies -> "To The Loo, MacDougal"

Original Song Title:

"Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ral (That's an Irish Lullaby)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"To The Loo, MacDougal"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

There were 172 passengers on board the flight and the pilot advised controllers there would be an “urgent need for them to go to the toilets.”
"To the loo, MacDougal!
To the loo, must fly!
To the loo, MacDougal!
'Flush' now won't comply!

"To the loo, MacDougal!
To the loo, must fly!
To the loo, MacDougal!
That's an Irish fella's cry."

Over the Atlantic
Not so long ago,
The flight attendants served our meals--
The pasta was so-so.

We were feeling kind of shitty
Over Bristol and Calais
When I saw the bathroom lines get long
And heard the pilot say:

"To the loo, MacDougal!
To the loo, must fly!
To the loo, MacDougal!
'Flush' now won't comply!

"To the loo, MacDougal!
To the loo, must fly!
To the loo, MacDougal!
That's an Irish fella's cry."
©Bob "Blankets Came In Very Handy" Gomez 2016

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Rob Arndt - December 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Not a waste this time (bad pun)- 555! I liked what Lindbergh said about peeing in his plane. He had a funnel connected to his wicket seat which emptied into an aluminum container. What did he do with the container? He dumped it over France! Most people don't know that cruise ships dump thousands of tons of human waste and garbage into the sea everyday and that train toilets empty on the tracks. That's why they ask passengers not to use the toilets while at a station!

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