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Song Parodies -> "Silver Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Silver Balls"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I went out today. This song is the result.
City drivers, shitty drivers
Blabbing on their cell phones
They're the nemesis of every Christmas!
Changing lanes blind, making turns wide
Knocking down safety cones,
Yes, they seem to possess, it appears:

Silver balls,
Silver balls,
Idiots are driving the city!

Please do stay out of their way!

Racing red lights, running stop signs,
Never waiting for green,
Blowing through every damn intersection!
Horns are blaring, people swearing,
Fingers get quite obscene:
"Butthead!" "Moron!" "Shit!" "Asshole!," you'll hear...

Silver balls, (silver balls......)
Silver balls, (silver balls......)
Idiots are driving the city!

Ding-a-lings, (ding-a-lings.....)
Maddening, (maddening.....)
Please do stay out of their way!

Silver balls, (the corner Santa Claus......)
Silver balls, (will exercise his jaws......)
Idiots are driving the city!

Ding-a-lings, (they'll fill the boulevards.....)
Maddening, (those musclehead retards.....)
Please do stay out of their way!

Please do stay out of their way!
ęBob Gomez 2003 Have a safe and happy holiday.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Leah Lockhart - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup. I hear ya.
Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Now that's Christmas spirit as the retail gods meant it to be. Well done Bob.
Rick D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Instructions for holiday season: 1. Believe hype. 2. Remove brain 3. attack tradition like robots. 4. Believe thy quest is more noble than mine. 5. Drive
Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
6. Buy 7. Buy more. 8. Buy even more. 9. Find nearest ATM. 10. Remove your daily limit. 11. Return to store. 12. Buy more. 13. Repeat 12 until wallet empty. 14. Repeat 9. 15. Remove your spouse's daily limit. 16. Repeat 12 until wallet empty once again. 17. Take VISA out of pocket. 18. Repeat 6 through 8 until credit limit reached. 19. Take MasterCard out of pocket. 20. Repeat 18. 21. Etcetera.
Adagio - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny. Some of the comments are pretty jaded, though. ;) 5's
Bob Gomez - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D and Rick, I think you need to base a song on your comments. Excellent advice not to follow--you guys made my day! d;:^)
Meriadoc - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Those poor cones! I can't get the image of them out of my head. All squashed! *sniff *. ;-)
CukieDou - June 19, 2016 - Report this comment
What exactly do you mean by Silver Balls?
CukieDou - June 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Amazing and funny parody though I just need clarification on what the title means.
Bob Gomez - June 23, 2016 - Report this comment
It's my own variation on the term "brass balls," which in a pejorative sense means an attribute of a person with no tact, who does something without understanding its effect on other people; who has "a lot of nerve," "chutzpah," "stones," or is otherwise oblivious and pigheaded.
CukieDou - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
OK thanks so much I appreciate you taking the time to clarify that!
Nutty Bird - October 09, 2017 - Report this comment
And the druken idiots in the streets on New Years Eve
Alpha Skua - November 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Getting tacky chrustmas gifts like a tie with a Rudolph on it tjat lights up when you pull the little string or Peter Billingslys bunny P.J.s and Slippers from A CHRISTMAS STORY
TAMAA THE BIRD 1000 VOICES - November 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Decorate with lights and hope you don't blow the neighborhood grid or the funnny cartooon where a woman presents her husband with box of pretangled christmas lights
Alpha Skua - December 13, 2019 - Report this comment
A singing wreath with that dumb face makes people wonder whats wrong with you

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