Hey, don't mock White Christians! Avoding getting a sunburn for 33 years under the Middle East sun might have been Christ's biggest miracle!

I'm offensive and I find this parody to be a White Christian! 4's

The usage of White Christians here is not about race, but a cover for Mr. Trump's base that has been stereotyped by Hillary and the American liberal media(?)!

I said I was going a different direction, but may well go back to poking fun at Europeans!

Some trivia about Christ's age at death. Because of only one scripture that states that Jesus started His ministry at age 30 and lasted for 3 years we get 30+3=33. Wrong. It never said 3 full years. Jesus was in His third year but did not reach His 33rd birthday. He was born on Yom Kippur which is Sept/Oct and died just prior to Passover which is in March/April. So, 6 mos short. He was 32. In the Bible this number represents fellowship and COVENANT!!!

How you all doin? In't it a lovely day to load guns?

Hi, Arden! I like how you think; you show promise! You made me laugh a little. However, you have to work on your pacing, that is, matching the rhythm of your parody words with the rhythm of the original words. 3-4-4. I'm an African-American Christian who goes to a multiethnic, multiracial church in Queens, NY, and I'm tired of those Southern Fried "Christians" who think that Jesus was a Republican! Even so, even a lot of THOSE Christians are turned OFF by Donald Trump! They may or may not care about the racism, but they see that this immature, bullying, insulting--not to mention adulterous--overgrown baby fails the character test big time!

^ And lying, conniving, deceitful, immoral, and unapologetic Hillary passes? Of course, Democrats own black votes. Every four years the same promises and no progress. Things are actually worse under the first Black president. Look at Chicago and murders. Look at any city dominated by blacks. Also dominated by crime, drugs, unemployment, and poverty. So please don't lecture ML. Btw, who made you pacing police? Your own page carries very low ratings and you have a low amount of parodies for time here. You're nowhere near the top ten and won't dare criticize a high vet because you will be rebuked. Now run along petty commentator. You haven't submitted since March because you have no ideas.

What a disgusting comment by fact checker. Aside from the rantings of a certain mentally diseased troll who was finally banned, that may be.the most despicable thing I've ever read here. Who the 'eff are you to.be saying such things to Melanie Lee.

Yes, Hillary Clinton IS disgusting and despicable! Melanie WHO???

Who is "Fact check"? Just think of the word "prolific." His paw prints are all over his comment. Don't be bullied, Melanie.

Donald Trump is FC?

@Say what?: Your comment is not GERMANE. Don't play games. You know damn well who "Fact check" is!

^ thinks he/she has been drinking too much St. Germain ;-)

You people need to knock it off with the offended race, religion, culture thing. Was Weird All offensive when he did Amish Paradise or making fun of the obese with Fat? They're parodies for God's sake! 555 to the author. Do more. Making fun of people, cultures, and religions, btw, is the backbone of stand-up comedy. Think Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Andrew Dice Clay, and so on...

"You people"? YOU PEOPLE? Helen, that's totally racist. It's a dog whistle and a trigger. I need a safe space!