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Song Parodies -> "Don't Wall Me Out!"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fence Me In"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Wall Me Out!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"Evening, officer." "License and registration, sir." "Yeah, I just want to let you know I have a carnitas and grilled chicken extra large burrito in my lap, and I have a receipt to prove it's mine." "Get the f#*k out of the car. Keep your f#*king hands up!"
Oh, give me sand, Rio Grande
Under starry skies above--
Don't wall me out!

Let me wade through the mud
With my wife and kids and drugs--
Don't fence me out!

Let me pick all your crops
With my teenage sons,
Go to Docs on Duty when I get the runs,
Educate my children, let me buy cheap guns--
Don't kick me out!

What's your excuse?
You need workers, soda-jerkers
At McDonald's and BK!

Let's have a truce,
I'll wear condoms till Yolanda
Lets me have it my own way...

I want to
Work like a dog till a war commences,
Change demographics on the next big census,
Hump Trumpsters' daughters till their anus tenses--
Don't boot me out!

Just let me vote,
I'll get Hillary and Bill a re-
Election in the fall--

Fresh off the boat,
We Hispanics might re-annex
Arizona, howdy, y'all!

We're going to
Change politics from New York to Texas,
Clean your hotel rooms and detail your Lexus,
Cook your Chipotle's and your all day breakfasts--

Don't wall me out!
©Bob "BLAM! BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM!" Gomez 2016

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Total Votes: 37

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Yo - July 11, 2016 - Report this comment
Q: How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? A: Juan by Juan!
Bob Gomez - July 11, 2016 - Report this comment
No güey, José.
Claude Prez - July 11, 2016 - Report this comment
Hi Bob! I don't come here often anymore, but when I do, it's to read one of the increasingly rare high quality parodies that occasionally squeak through. Like this one; hilarious!
Bob Gomez - July 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Claude. It's always comforting to know that my parodies can be as entertaining to folks like you as they are annoying to the onesies, or onanists, or whatever they call themselves. T. Rump is certainly proving to be a real godsend in the humor department.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - July 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Bob Gomez - July 12, 2016 - Report this comment
And now, here are the top 5 anagrams for Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec: #5: I Drool, I Cringe, Good Cig! #4: Loogie Origin, Doc? C GI Dr. #3: GI Groin 'Roid? Go Ice Cold. #2: I Dig Cool Recording, I Go. #1: Ergo, Gigi, Colonic Droid.
Sarah Palindrome - July 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Not precisely my thing, but here are some anagrams directed specifically at GC. ...#1: Dr., I gorged iconic igloo. #2: Dr., dig gooier clinic-goo. #3: Deciding color, Giorgio? ..... And here are some more generic ones. ... #1: I dog ecologic gridiron. #2: Gigolo rigor coincided. #3: Go dig crocodile origin. #4: Go iron doggier codicil. #5: Doing ecologic or rigid. .... And if you want a few that are more risqué, replace them with these. #1: Coercing dildo, Giorgio. #2. O, go! groin-ridge codicil.
Bob Gomez - July 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Sweet! Now, listen, everybody, I want to make sure that in honor of her last name that you don't Harass Sarah.
Sarah Palindrome - July 13, 2016 - Report this comment
I might add....... #1: Grocer dicing dingo-oil. #2: Did core geologic origin. #3:Go! Dig groin-icicle odor. #4: Nordic igloo décor, Gigi. 5: Rico gringo logic-diode. #6: Ironic id-gigolo codger.
Sarah Palindrome, again - July 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry BG; there was a mistake in yesterday's 2nd batch, #2. Replacement is ... Geologic rigid iron, Doc. And for today... #1: Good going! Rid licorice! #2: "Or iconic door", I giggled. #3: I oil corroding gig-code.
Sarah Palindrome, again - July 26, 2016 - Report this comment
If it's not too late...... #1: I ignored good colic rig. #2. I go rigid coloring co-ed.
Jeff - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
555 miles of more tunnels?

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