Song Parodies -> "White Cutlass"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

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Original Performer:

"White Cutlass"

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The Lyrics

I'm dreaming of our white Cutlass
Just like the one owned by Uncle Joe
The 403's purrin', us sittin' on velour cushions
Listening to the AM-FM radio!

I'm dreaming of our white Cutlass
New grille and hood ornament upright
Digital quartz clock within sight
Wood grain panels... well, alright!

I'm dreaming of our white Cutlass
Factory paint like Xmas snow
White wall tires, Fed-mandated bumpers
Top was typically Landau

I'm dreaming of our white Cutlass
Supreme Brougham was a sight
Envy of our neighborhood... delight!
Coupe only held 4, forget 5*!
Was one smooth F-cking ride!!!

* rear sets were two semi-buckets with recessed area in between. Good for grocery bags...

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Jonathan - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment

made me nostalgic for an old '81 Cutlass Supreme that used to be in my family sadly my dad traded it to a repairman a few years ago now... 455

Patrick - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment

My dad had a 1967 Chevy Caprice. Hot car. Real hot that night I was driving and it stalled and caught fire.

Rob Arndt - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Caprice is cool, but gone. I'm a Chevy man myself but do not like what has happened to the Impala as a weak sedan. Out here in Cali a lot of people want a new reimaged, refined El Camino!!!

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