Song Parodies -> "Bite Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

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Original Performer:

"Bite Christmas"

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The Lyrics

A Vampire sings:

I'm dreaming of a bite Christmas
In a juicy neck two holes
Where blood drops glisten, twin Fang piercin'
Drinking up your very soul

Everybody knows

I'm dreaming of a bite Christmas
Out in the cold dark night
Giving men and women a fright
Until a bat returns me to flight

I'm dreaming of a bite Christmas
Then back to the coffin I go
Where darkness welcomes and hunters seldom
Strike my heart with a stake in one single blow!

That's just cinema you know...

I'm dreaming of a bite Christmas
Blood splattering in snow so white
Hey! You with the ultraviolet light!
It's too BRIGHT! It's too BRIGHT! It's too BRIGHT!!!

Aaaaarrrghhh!!!

Poof!!! Disintegrated like in daylight!!!

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