Right You Are! 5's

Have you seen the English language trailer for the German film "ER Ist Wieder Da" ("Look Who's Back)? Hitler wakes up in 2011 in Berlin and is baffled. The running joke is that no one believes it's really him (they think he's an actor or comedian) and he misinterprets everything he sees and hears believing the Axis won and that Nazism has become progressive and inclusive so that all the world seeks to come to Germany! He gets a job at Channel 88 and gets back into politics. This film was shot in Germany and lots of youth expressed renewed interest in the Reich and Hitler (along with the parties NDP, AfD, and growing Pegida)!

https://youtu.be/AtW1Lq5c04E

I've read over both versions of this parody and if you make fun of the Left why not make fun of the Right, it's only fair. However, since Comrade Dumpski got in the white house thanks to Pootin, and this overgrown oompa loompa has the twitter addiction and mentality of a faux angst riddled tween, the Right has become a total laughing stock--not to mention a party of traitors--but don't worry come the 2018 elections the Democrats will retake the House and Senate, start cleaning up tRump's messes, start long overdue impeachment proceedings and make sure he can't screw up the US or screw over her people anymore with what little time he has left. If widdle donny doesn't have a TWIT-ter meltdown before then...

Riddle me this Slade. Russia is an exporter of oil and gas. Indeed, oil and gas export earnings are vital to the health of the Russian economy. Trump wants to take the shackles of the oil fracking industry which will greatly increase supply and lower the price of oil. Hillary wanted to restrict fracking whick keeps the world price of oil higher. So why would Putin want to help Trump get into the White House?

Slade, do go through all my parodies as I make fun of all sides, including Trump. Have you read my parody for today as example? I'm a Trump supporter but don't necessarily agree with all his picks, executive orders, or actions. I think some of my REP buddies take some of my parodies too seriously and have stopped voting and/or commenting. You gotta make fun or everything IMO if you want to be a good Parodist. Everything is fair game.

As if fracking was the only issue!

Slade, you were saying the right has become a laughingstock? I didn't realize Rachel Maddow was on the right

CML must be one dumbass MF. Putin wants to manipulate the Trump ego into making us weaker. It's called appeasement and it's worked numerous times before. Putin is no peacemaker, he's a cold-blooded killer who took Crimea and smashed the Rebel Armies in Syria. He confronts our naval ships at sea and sends a spy ship off our east coast in broad daylight. He cyberhacks us and threatens World War III. He claims Russia has the most baddest military on Earth and he's almost right. Most of their best stuff is new while we fight with weapons from the 1970s and 80s. Half our stuff is either obsolete or doesn't work at any given time. My brothers have served in Iraq and Afghanistan and have complained through many tours of lack of better arms, lack of heavy weapons, shortages of ammo, shortages of basic gear, shortages of spare parts, and lack of command oversight. I voted for Trump to rebuild our military and take care of our vets. The markets are already oversaturated with oil. Putin wants all sanctions lifted. Trump hinted that he would try. That's why Putin swayed the election his way. Not that I'm a lover of Hillary. Trump can't afford to be duped is all. Not at this critical time.

Seventy percent of Russia's export earnings are from te sale of oil. And 50% of the tax revenue for the Russian Federal govt, which Putin needs to finance his military adventurism comes from the gas and oil industry. Which means any collapse in oil prices is a serious threat to Putin's regime. Oil markets may be saturated now, but they would clear if fracking is cut back. If fracking is completely unshackled, the collapse in oil prices becomes permanent ..... So again, BJ, I ask why would Putin go to bat for Trump. All the reasons you give are completely speculative. Because Putin "knows" he can stroke Trump's ego to make us weaker? What kind of rubbish is that? And everything else you say has no bearing on whether Putin would prefer Trump over Hillary. I dont recall Hillary promising to rebuild our military; I never heard her criticize Obama's for running our military into the ground.

You do realize, Slade, that the Democrats have to defend 25 Senate seats in 2018. Which means that, in order to take back the Senate, the Dems would have to win 28 of 33 races. Now, how are they going to manage that? The only way, it seems to me, would be by triggering a monumental economic crisis, most likely linked to the debt, that they would try to pin on Trump. The only problem here is that half the people in the US would blame the Democrats as they were the ones who ran up the debt in the first place .... Of course, the MSM would spin the story like a pinwheel in favor of the Dems, but the MSM no longer has any credibility at all with half the people in America.

Russian main exports are energy (oil and petroleum products, gas, coal), rolled steel, ferrous and non-ferrous metals and minerals. The greater part of Russian exports belongs to oil and petroleum products. Other leading exports are natural gas, timber, fertilizers, machinery and equipment, armaments.