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Song Parodies -> "Fright Xmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Fright Xmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Joey's doing smack and snow
Where Uncle Ralph's drinkin' leads to outdoor pissin,
And Jenny's actin' like a 'Ho!!!

I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Neighbors salt & pepper, Black and White
With the bigots they always fight
And the twins are setting trash alight!

I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Spiked eggnog and foods that you don't know
The ham is glistenin' but someone's missin'
Didn't make bail, poor Uncle Joe!

I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Where the gifts are not quite right
Blow up dolls and Zazzle gags a sight
And gift cards from lazy parents who missed Black Fri...

Every year the same sh-t!!!

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Jonathan - February 11, 2016 - Report this comment
I wish I had some eggnog right now... un-spiked of course! 5's

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