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Song Parodies -> "Fright Xmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas (Short Version)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Fright Xmas"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Joey's doing smack and snow
Where Uncle Ralph's drinkin' leads to outdoor pissin,
And Jenny's actin' like a 'Ho!!!
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Neighbors salt & pepper, Black and White
With the bigots they always fight
And the twins are setting trash alight!
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Spiked eggnog and foods that you don't know
The ham is glistenin' but someone's missin'
Didn't make bail, poor Uncle Joe!
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Where the gifts are not quite right
Blow up dolls and Zazzle gags a sight
And gift cards from lazy parents who missed Black Fri...
Every year the same sh-t!!!
Joey's doing smack and snow
Where Uncle Ralph's drinkin' leads to outdoor pissin,
And Jenny's actin' like a 'Ho!!!
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Neighbors salt & pepper, Black and White
With the bigots they always fight
And the twins are setting trash alight!
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Spiked eggnog and foods that you don't know
The ham is glistenin' but someone's missin'
Didn't make bail, poor Uncle Joe!
I'm dreaming of a fright Xmas
Where the gifts are not quite right
Blow up dolls and Zazzle gags a sight
And gift cards from lazy parents who missed Black Fri...
Every year the same sh-t!!!
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I wish I had some eggnog right now... un-spiked of course! 5's
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