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Song Parodies -> "Kill a Doe"
Original Song Title:
"Let it Snow"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Kill a Doe"
Parody Written by:
Eye1zLotto
The Lyrics
Staying with the deer hunting theme, hunters & game managers everywhere promote a new game management process to keep populations in check, and to promote the growth of old, large-antlered bucks. It's call Quality Deer Management (QDM) and it advocates the harvesting of mature female deer (an old hunting taboo) in order to achieve a more healty "balance" between deer sexes. Many proponents of QDM are maniacal in their zeal surrounding this issue.for this biological cause.
Kill A Doe
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
I got seven shells in my rifle.
They tell us they've got to go,
Kill a doe! Kill a doe! Kill a doe!
It doesn't show signs of stopping
We want antlers that are always cropping.
The buck ratio is down so low
Kill a doe! Kill a doe! Kill a doe!
When we finally kill them all
No there'll be no rut in the fall
Every fawn, little nub and mother
Leave jus' bucks to mate one another!
The species is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we'll still keep trying.
But as long as we love bucks so,
Kill a doe! Kill a doe! Kill a doe!
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
I got seven shells in my rifle.
They tell us they've got to go,
Kill a doe! Kill a doe! Kill a doe!
It doesn't show signs of stopping
We want antlers that are always cropping.
The buck ratio is down so low
Kill a doe! Kill a doe! Kill a doe!
When we finally kill them all
No there'll be no rut in the fall
Every fawn, little nub and mother
Leave jus' bucks to mate one another!
The species is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we'll still keep trying.
But as long as we love bucks so,
Kill a doe! Kill a doe! Kill a doe!
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