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Song Parodies -> "(Blobfish Runs a) Junk Business"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas (Short Version)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"(Blobfish Runs a) Junk Business"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More Star Wars Episode VII characters...
Blobfish runs a junk business
Junkboss of the Niima Outpost
Where food credits are given for starship systems
Graveyard of Giants, where Rey goes
Everybody knows, the Crolute
Bobfishs runs a junk business
Barters for scrap or puts up a fight
60 credits for BB-8 on sight
But Rey defends the droid with all her might
Blobfish runs a junk business
Owns a Corellian freighter once Solo's
Under tarp hidden in rough condition
But Rey and Finn take it and then go!!!
Fighting T.I.E.s like pros!
Blobfish runs a junk business
Unkar Plutt deals harsh they know
Imperials he doesn't want to fight
First Order dressed in Stormtrooper white
On Jakku
Must stand down and take the blows!
Junkboss of the Niima Outpost
Where food credits are given for starship systems
Graveyard of Giants, where Rey goes
Everybody knows, the Crolute
Bobfishs runs a junk business
Barters for scrap or puts up a fight
60 credits for BB-8 on sight
But Rey defends the droid with all her might
Blobfish runs a junk business
Owns a Corellian freighter once Solo's
Under tarp hidden in rough condition
But Rey and Finn take it and then go!!!
Fighting T.I.E.s like pros!
Blobfish runs a junk business
Unkar Plutt deals harsh they know
Imperials he doesn't want to fight
First Order dressed in Stormtrooper white
On Jakku
Must stand down and take the blows!
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may the 5's be with you!
Thanks Jon. I may yet have a few more characters. The DVD is supposed to come out in May, tentatively...
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