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Song Parodies -> "White C-Word"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White C-Word"

Parody Written by:

Hitch

The Lyrics

No dreaming of a white C-word
Can't use C-words we used to know
Respect must glisten
Old carols, can't listen,
Dress well, snowmen in the snow

Stop dreaming of that white C-word
Those are not C-word cards you write
World has turned word perfect and tight
Singing that old C-word won't be right..

Quit dreaming of a white C-word
They've changed the phrase we used to know
Mistletoe, no kissin'
Someone's faith we're dissin'
Denominations - dare not show...

Cease dreaming of the white C-word
It's Happy Holidays, tonight
Must be oh so politic'lly right
So, may all your C-word days be white

Wishing all your C-word days are white

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jonathan - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas! yeah I said it! 5's
Patrick - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
A "white" C-word. Sounds "racist" to me.

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