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Song Parodies -> "White Crystal"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"White Crystal"
Parody Written by:
Fuzzbean
The Lyrics
This is a true story: I got this hyperactive white husky, already named Crystal, from the local animal shelter. After about 6 months I noticed she was turning a more golden color, especially her ears and along her spine. I read how pink flamingos get pink from eating pink shrimp, so I thought maybe it is the brown coating on the dogfood I feed her.
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Just like the dog that I first found
She's never been mellow, but at least not yellow
When I first got her from the pound
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Those golden ears get me uptight
I can deal with her barking, and her bite
But man, I wish Crystal would be white
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Just like the dog that I first found
She's never been mellow, but at least not yellow
When I first got her from the pound
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Those golden ears get me uptight
I can deal with her barking, and her bite
But man, I wish Crystal would be white
Just like the dog that I first found
She's never been mellow, but at least not yellow
When I first got her from the pound
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Those golden ears get me uptight
I can deal with her barking, and her bite
But man, I wish Crystal would be white
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Just like the dog that I first found
She's never been mellow, but at least not yellow
When I first got her from the pound
I'm dreaming of a white Crystal
Those golden ears get me uptight
I can deal with her barking, and her bite
But man, I wish Crystal would be white
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I guess you'll have to bleach your dog.
oh so you don't like Crystal 'cause she's not white? psh Racist! 5's
Married to a southern girl, I know that most household problems can be cured by the use of bleach; but get professional advice on this one. 5s
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