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Song Parodies -> "All-Ways Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Galway Bay"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"All-Ways Gay"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

On May 22, the people of Catholic, conservative Ireland voted to legalise same-sex marriage, the first nation to do so by popular referendum, rather than by act of the legislature or decree of a court.
Sure, the news has come across the sea from Ireland
The voters at the polls have had their say
And now Kev and Liam will their knot be tying
They'll spend their honeymoon at Galway Bay

Hear the hinges of the closet doors fly open
And leave behind a lot of empty space
While our ancient tongue is fading from our mem'ries
A different form of Gay-lic takes its place

For some strange ones came and took their place among us
We scorned them just for being what they are
Now the flag of the Republic sports a rainbow
They hang a sign, "Just Married" on their car

In the streets they hold a joyful celebration
With lots of hugs and kissing going on
As for me, I'd rather kiss a pint of Guinness
Than plant my lips on Ned, or Mick, or Sean

I am certain there will be mass immigration
When libertines are granted liberty
They'll extend a great big "Céad Míle Fáilte"
From that queer land across the Irish sea
"Céad Míle Fáilte" (Kay-add Mill-uh Fall-chuh) "One Hundred Thousand Welcomes", a popular Irish greeting, often used in tourism promotions.

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Rob Arndt - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555!

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