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Song Parodies -> "Black Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Black Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More Taliban killing in Pakistan...
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
Only concerned 'bout Sharia Law
Attackin' schools- hard hittin', young children killin'
132 slaughtered, don't you know?

Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
With women denied basic rights
Teen boys taken and trained to fight
'Cause in the East it's always “Might makes Right”

Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
And no one knows how far they'll go
Sounds of AKs firin', and innocents dyin'
Sad to watch their numbers grow

Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
In Afghanistan the same old plight
13 years and US lost the fight
In a few years, no more foreign troops in sight...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   12
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? - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Flat rehash of yesterday's news with no attention to pacing. But that's not important, as long as you move into second place!
Ditto - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Ditto. Code TAG
Ditto Ditto - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
just another toss-off.
Ditto x 3 - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Better pump up the 5's machine.
Jonathan - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Binging you 5's!
Rob Arndt - December 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon... just don't feed the pseudo-clones!!!

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