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Song Parodies -> "Black Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Black Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More Taliban killing in Pakistan...
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
Only concerned 'bout Sharia Law
Attackin' schools- hard hittin', young children killin'
132 slaughtered, don't you know?
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
With women denied basic rights
Teen boys taken and trained to fight
'Cause in the East it's always “Might makes Right”
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
And no one knows how far they'll go
Sounds of AKs firin', and innocents dyin'
Sad to watch their numbers grow
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
In Afghanistan the same old plight
13 years and US lost the fight
In a few years, no more foreign troops in sight...
Only concerned 'bout Sharia Law
Attackin' schools- hard hittin', young children killin'
132 slaughtered, don't you know?
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
With women denied basic rights
Teen boys taken and trained to fight
'Cause in the East it's always “Might makes Right”
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
And no one knows how far they'll go
Sounds of AKs firin', and innocents dyin'
Sad to watch their numbers grow
Talis dreaming of a black Christmas
In Afghanistan the same old plight
13 years and US lost the fight
In a few years, no more foreign troops in sight...
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Flat rehash of yesterday's news with no attention to pacing. But that's not important, as long as you move into second place!
Ditto. Code TAG
just another toss-off.
Better pump up the 5's machine.
Binging you 5's!
Thanks Jon... just don't feed the pseudo-clones!!!
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