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Song Parodies -> "New Body"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"New Body"

Parody Written by:

Andrea Dietrich

The Lyrics

I'm dreaming of a new body
with every chocolate I unwrap.
But I can't stop eating, I can't stop cheating.
There's just too many Christmas snacks.
My nightmare is a pot belly -with every Christmas treat I take.
But I can't stop feasting, my size increasing;
when I stand on the scales they'll break.
Yes, I'm dreaming of a trim waistline,
so take that chex mix from my face.
May my buns be smaller and flat,
and may all my body lose its fat!

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Dave W. - November 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Poster song for the season.......After the holidays......Hit the gym, hardworking - Buns and hips need twerking... and WE all love to see them sway
Jonathan - November 19, 2014 - Report this comment
one of the many reasons I look forward to Christmas Time each year is the goodies especially egg nog! heck I happen to be drinking some as I type this! 5's

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