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Song Parodies -> "Doper Sales"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Doper Sales"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Gritty boon docks, dizzy trollops,
Messed and stray and revile.
Go down there where the dealers will har-ass,
Bad men crafting, young punks sassing,
Each one vile and hostile,
And on every street corner there's beer.

Doper sales, doper sales,
Buy you some grass, inner city.
Ding-a-lings, do their thing,
They will harass you all day.

Strung out like kites,
Gettin' in fights
Cop cars blink at the scene,
Then they lock them all up for good measure,
Buy blow at lunch,
Hit the skids, crunch.
City streets are so mean,
There's animals and hustlers to fear.

Doper sales, doper sales,
Buy you some grass, inner city.
Ding-a-lings, do their thing,
They will harass you all day.

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Adagio - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, tough Guy! :D
Melhi - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This has a nice Charles Dickens feel to it. If I could find the Extra Points button, I'd click it a few times just for not having "Batman smells" in there, anywhere. (Why is it that people want to put that line in every parody of a holiday song that has the word "bells" in it?) Nice job.
Wild Man - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice of you to write a song about Mr. Pacholec's neigborhood.
Meriadoc - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice holiday spirit Guy, keep 'em coming! :-)

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