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Song Parodies -> "I'm Searching With The Bing Engine"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Searching With The Bing Engine"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Microsoft's almost adult age floppy search engine Bing has begun to see some action lately, JFGI and you'll find that apparently it has risen to become the best for, well, in order to keep this PG let's just say Fully Uncensored Carnal Knowledge.

A short YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I'm searching with the Bing engine
It finds me smut I'll have you know
Whether lesbos kissin'
Or cow pen fistin'
I swear surfs up and it'll grow

I'm searching with the Bing engine
Their algorithms' got it right
Find your ducky kink show on site
Or surf midget pillow fights outright

I'm searching with the Bing engine
It finds the vids men like you know
Whether fem cops pissin'
Or pole dance twistin'
You'll squeeze CTRL, D, for the show

I'm searching with the Bing engine
They've set it green for screen red light
Find gazillions adult-ish bytes
And surf meretriciousness all night

© Peter Andersson.

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Jonathan - July 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas In July! as usual I saw a Christmas parody and immediately wanted eggnog but then I saw the content of said parody and... yeah not really in the mood for a thick creamy liquid anymore... 5's

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