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Song Parodies -> "I'm Beginning To Look A Lot Like Santa"
Original Song Title:
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Beginning To Look A Lot Like Santa"
Parody Written by:
sloatead
The Lyrics
at long last, my follow up to streaker's bells
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Wider every year
There's some flecks of white in my beard
My red suit, that's kind of weird
A jelly belly from too many beers
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Don't you ho ho ho
It's not funny, it makes me cry
And you ask the reason why
I say I don't know
I used to be very skinny, a regular mini, not like the Santas I knew
I wasn't complaining til I started gaining, and now I'm feeling quite blue
My waist size was a 30, now I take a 42
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Can't go to the mall
Cause the kids see me at the Gap
They wanna sit on my lap
I can't escape those little brats at all
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Just like Santa Claus
Don't you laugh cause it could be you
It could happen to you too
Don't you scorn and scoff
Just be glad that this isn't you
It could really make you blue
Yeah it ticks me off
Wider every year
There's some flecks of white in my beard
My red suit, that's kind of weird
A jelly belly from too many beers
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Don't you ho ho ho
It's not funny, it makes me cry
And you ask the reason why
I say I don't know
I used to be very skinny, a regular mini, not like the Santas I knew
I wasn't complaining til I started gaining, and now I'm feeling quite blue
My waist size was a 30, now I take a 42
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Can't go to the mall
Cause the kids see me at the Gap
They wanna sit on my lap
I can't escape those little brats at all
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Just like Santa Claus
Don't you laugh cause it could be you
It could happen to you too
Don't you scorn and scoff
Just be glad that this isn't you
It could really make you blue
Yeah it ticks me off
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Quirky and funny. Loved the part about the kids wanting to sit on his lap. d;:^)
Christ that's funny. 555.
This was very good
CUTE! Props for handling the pacing on that tricky bridge..
You've lapped the field with this one.
Great concept AND execution!
Great concept there sloatead. I like the originality. I high fived you on this. Keep 'em coming.
I love this-you won't be dishing out much sentimental slop, it seems- thanks
Really good stuff, especially 'They wanna sit on my lap'. 5's.
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