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Song Parodies -> "Infidels"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Infidels"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
In answer to the question "What would Bing Crosby have sung at Christmas if he was Muslim" I give you
Infidels (Infidels)
Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Soon it will be Judgment Day
Christian sidewalks
Western sidewalks
All befouled by unbelief
In the air there's the bleating
Of falsehood
Ears are ringing
Christians singing
Out a blasphemy vile
And from every street corner you hear
Infidels (infidels)
Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Soon it will be Judgment Day
Christian church fronts
Even store fronts
Claim Allah begat a son
As the mushriks* bow down
To their idol
Hear the bomb blast
Sirens rush past
Allah's truth will prevail
And above the commotion you hear
Infidels (Infidels)
Infidels (Infidels)
Christ worshippers were blaspheming
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Now they will taste of The Fire
Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Soon it will be Judgment Day
Christian sidewalks
Western sidewalks
All befouled by unbelief
In the air there's the bleating
Of falsehood
Ears are ringing
Christians singing
Out a blasphemy vile
And from every street corner you hear
Infidels (infidels)
Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Soon it will be Judgment Day
Christian church fronts
Even store fronts
Claim Allah begat a son
As the mushriks* bow down
To their idol
Hear the bomb blast
Sirens rush past
Allah's truth will prevail
And above the commotion you hear
Infidels (Infidels)
Infidels (Infidels)
Christ worshippers were blaspheming
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Now they will taste of The Fire
*mushrik -- one who practices shirk; worshipping any deity other than Allah
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Peace on earth to men of good will. Allah must be pleased to have all these folks doing his job for him.
This was a very inspired effort.
This is well-said for the Western viewpoint. Pacing is off in only two places: "unbelief" (try "gifts, while" to rhyme with "vile") and "Allah begat a son" (try "their God sent His Son"). Pray that your scenario never happens.
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