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Song Parodies -> "White Christmas (Sans* Dandruff)"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Christmas (Sans* Dandruff)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #2 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. Based on the Bing Crosby version of the classic carol.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just not on my shoulders or scalp
Where the dandruff congregates before falling
Upon my clothing like snow

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
And of wearing my L.B.D.**
Because of this I probably should
Switch shampoos and conditioners stat

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Where my coat hood’s the only hat
I find myself sporting, although I do like
Some hats I wear now and then

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Like what I see outside my window
But I must find me a shampoo
Other than the standard Selson Blue
* - French for "without"; ** - Little Black Dress

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Old Man Ribber - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Rebekah - Ah yes. The white flakes are falling once again. Wonderful winter whimsy here. ;D
Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Ah-HA! So THAT's why dudes in the 17th & 18th centuries wore those powdered wigs: CAMOUFLAGE! :-)
Rebekah Dub - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you! =) I wonder what the guys in the 17th and 18th centuries used as dandruff shampoo...
Answerman - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Catherine the Great of Russia was so outraged to discover the presence of dandruff on her collar that she imprisoned her hairdresser in an iron cage for three years to stop the news spreading.
Answerman - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Southernwood found in Europe if used as a hair rinse was said to combat dandruff and also olive oil soap and lime juice. In the 18th and early 19th century herbal medicines were used.
Rebekah Dub - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Interesting facts, Answerman! =)
Phil N - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
As a dandruff sufferer, I can relate. 5's flakes
Rebekah Dub - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, Phil. =)
wildcard - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
Rebekah Dub - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
ha ha. =D

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