Girls are sweet when they are young
But if the years have snuck..
Little snippets off their tongue
Become like some Mack truck..
Kids and housework, times and toil
Deaden days of naughty nice
But the peace, (or piece) you need
Is remedied,
If you'll heed..this advice..

She may be bitchy,
Women do get bitchy,
All day long, henpeck and cuss
So, when she's bitchy,
Try a little blunderbuss

She may get pushy,
Wives can sure be pushy,
Like servin' a-sparagus..
So, if she's pushy,
Try a little blunderbuss

If she's the maid of scorning
As grumpy as a bear
Not the angel of the morning
Whom you married sweet and fair..

Times call for drastic,
Your nerves aren't elastic,
Jury'd rule, justified-plus..
It's all so easy,
Try a little blunderbuss

Try a little blun..der..buss