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Song Parodies -> "Wide Isthmus"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Wide Isthmus"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm streaming thru a wide isthmus
Sailing the Panama canal
From the great Atlantic,
To the Pacific
Sea cruise, honeymoon, as well..
Yes, we're streaming on a wide isthmus
Six hundred pounds is by my side..
She's my sweet new beautiful bride,
So, I'm glad this isthmus is so wide

We're streaming thru a wide isthmus
Sharing a kiss from lock to lock
When she leans, I panic,
Recall Titanic,
And wish..l'd stayed on the dock..
Yes, we're streaming thru a wide isthmus
Nine days and nights, aboard this ride
With my sweet new beauti-ful bride,
I'm just glad this isthmus is this wide

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Old Man Ribber - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - Merry Christmas as you light your Christmas canal. ;D
WarrenB - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Dag. I've been trying all week to come up with an 'isthmus' song. Nice slice of life parody. Merry Christmas, AFW!
Christie Marie M - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Smooth sailing there, AFW! Very well written satire. Santa should try streaming the isthmus for a change, and to quote this black and white dame from "Home Alone 2": "If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it!" Goes the same with your "bride" in your song! Well, here's 555's and Merry Christmas!!!
2Eagle - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
A tropical Christmas and honeymoon - Santa has been good.
John Barry - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Title o' the day.
AFW - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...and Merry Christmas
LilSnowFlakes - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
enjoy the ride, Sir ! HAPPY NEW EARs
AFW - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you, Lil...HNY to you 2

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