Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Drinking Stella Artois With Some Ham"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Drinking Stella Artois With Some Ham"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
The first half of this ditty was in response to some friends who made a "Beer Tree," cases of beer stacked in the form of a tree. The second half came this evening, just in time for Christmas Eve.
Artois is pronounce ARE-twa.
Please be safe this holiday, and here's hoping you and yours are blessed during this season.
Artois is pronounce ARE-twa.
Please be safe this holiday, and here's hoping you and yours are blessed during this season.
Beer to drink
Bubbles glistening
Here’s a toast
If you’re listening
The brew’s a delight
With sandwich tonight
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham
Christmas day
We’ll be chillin’
In a way
Not too fillin’
We’ll sing the old songs
And sing ‘em all wrong
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham
Many feel that maybe I’m a Bud man
Silly friends, I’d rather eat the ground
Make me merry, I’m a Stella brew fan
They help me make a groovy burping sound
Golden glow
Takes me higher
Belly grows
Into tire
A price I will pay
But gosh, what the hey
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham
Pop a top and hear me make a toast friend
Let’s begin with “Merry Christmas” round
Toast until the beer has reached a dead end
Then ask the missus, “Have they more in town?”
When it flows
Beer is thrillin’
Till your nose
Loses feelin’
Our topic today
The Holiday sway
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham.
Bubbles glistening
Here’s a toast
If you’re listening
The brew’s a delight
With sandwich tonight
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham
Christmas day
We’ll be chillin’
In a way
Not too fillin’
We’ll sing the old songs
And sing ‘em all wrong
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham
Many feel that maybe I’m a Bud man
Silly friends, I’d rather eat the ground
Make me merry, I’m a Stella brew fan
They help me make a groovy burping sound
Golden glow
Takes me higher
Belly grows
Into tire
A price I will pay
But gosh, what the hey
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham
Pop a top and hear me make a toast friend
Let’s begin with “Merry Christmas” round
Toast until the beer has reached a dead end
Then ask the missus, “Have they more in town?”
When it flows
Beer is thrillin’
Till your nose
Loses feelin’
Our topic today
The Holiday sway
Drinking Stella Artois with some ham.
You can probably find another round at The Blogging Baker.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Warren - (ala Marlon Brando) Stella! Stel---la! As for your tastes, you are remarkably close. Stella Artois is brewd in Belgium and Budweiser is OWNED by Belgians! Merry Christmas! ;D
Not familiar with the brand you mention, but used to chug a few..Merry Christmas..
Goude, bon--the parody, not the beer.
I propose 555 toasts to this "Stella(r)" satire! Drink up and have a Happy Holidays!!
Cheers to everyone, and thanks for enjoying the ham!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby160.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1411
