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Song Parodies -> "Beach Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Beach Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Below Average Dave has every intention of keeping his parodies free, however financially it is difficult to do so without some assistance. I have a brand new radio show which will air live on 365 coming January of 2011, this album is to commemorate that show and to raise money for costs which are going to be hard for me to pay without fan support. Enjoy my first ever full length parody album. For a hard copy version, please let me know you are interested and I'll tell you how to get one. They will eventually be posted to and the like, at that time you can get it there!
I'm surfing in a beach sunset
I love getting out of the cold
Sick of tires screeching
and my butt freezing
and kids throwing ice cold snow

I'm tanning for this beach Christmas
Cause after all, we know frost bites
When the sun shines brightly its nice
You know my beach Christmases aren't white

I'm flying to the Keys Christmas
I'm gonna escape all the snow
Hear some palm trees whistling
while water glistens
Where they say that sixty is cold

I won't need coats for this Christmas
In fact my shirts can take a hike
Maybe I'll wear swim trunks and bike
Cause down here my Christmases aren't white
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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Dave - WOW! I've read them all, 5 scored them forgive me if I don't comment on each page! If any of us here will "make it", it's going to be YOU! You stand out from the rest of us casual writers, social contributors, lazy dilettantes, and (in my case) small time karaoke parodists. So...Merry Freaking Christmas! ;D
Peter Andersson - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I knew there was an upside to global warming...
Matthias - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome job mixing your Floridian past with your new Virginian Christmas. I'm sure we're all wishing for a Beach Christmas which is much better than Bing Crosby's Christmas wish.
Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Peter Andersson and Matthias And a big Thank You to Old Man Ribber! I really truly appreciate that comment, it is very heart warming, Merry Christmas to you as well and I hope I can continue to bring you laughs!

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