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Song Parodies -> "Dog, Scotty's For Sale"

Original Song Title:

"A Cottage For Sale"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Dog, Scotty's For Sale"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bad stain on the sofa,
Too big to disguise
There's snags on the curtains,
As well as the ties
The kids will be cryin'
When they realize,
Dog, Scotty's for sale

We've had him six months now,
He sure likes to play
But rough on the garden,
When let out, each day
No blooms left on roses,
Dry stems, seem to say,
Dog, Scotty's for sale

Snoot dribble on the windows,
Tongue licks all around
No need to flush toilets,
He drinks it all down....

I'll have mixed emotions,
Some happy, some sad
But no last minute pardon,
My mind's iron clad
I've called the newspaper,
They're printing the ad,
Dog, Scotty's for sale..

Dog, Scotty's for sale

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Matthias - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
While I love dogs you can keep Scotty to yourself.
Old Man Ribber - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Sad...but not in quality, wit, and execution! Dog-gone good job...literally! ;D
Mark Scotti - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
'Captain, the sofa can't take it anymore!!!" (Hammy Star Trek reference) LOL Great job..
AFW - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys...
LadyLove-A-Pup - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, can I print this one ? ? I love this! ! and LuLu thinks it's very 'doggone' cute !
WarrenB - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice, simple, and effective. Enjoyed the toilet line a lot! Will you take $5.55?
AFW - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Sure, LCC..you can print it, cut and paste it, or shred it, and let LuLu chew it up, (:...I assume she's your pooch?...Thanks, Warren..Appreciate it.
Andy Primus - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody - LOL @ toilets part
LadyLuv-A-Pup - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, Mighty Duke 0Edge, are you aware, Sir, that Scotty is the most difficult breed to 'pottyTrain' ? . . . It is a real strain, Sir ! But the Scotty personality/Devotion is well worth the stains . . .
AFW - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy...and LCC...I must admit..I never really owned a Scotty, and know very little about their characteristics...but interesting comment...my dog, Sniffy,(a beagle, like Snoopy) is actually, a stuffy,(stuffed pet)..very easy to train, feed, and care for..

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