Oh, me name is Brother Debon of the AmIRighteous clan
I'm sober, smooth and humble, sure and bright and in command
My pace is straight and steady, while my brother's can appall
But when we play on AmIRight, we aim to charm them all

Oh, the buns and flanks on the bimbo skanks are adorned in playful ways
The smartest puns and bold lampoons are rhymed and typed each day
Irreverent reverie rules the roost and amuses all of the fans
An edgy slew of irony in AmIRighteous land

The crowd thinks I'm an urchin, though I'm very debonair
The audible crepitation's from my brother's derriere
The veterans rant and regulars rave and rookies understand
A stream of clever songs we write, the AmIRighteous clan

Oh, the dumpster twang and the sinful slang and the horny brazen babes
Of artful chumps and old buffoons and wily sprites depraved
As eminent denizens tutor the noobs when their muses are glum and bland
Incredible and tireless in AmIRighteous land

Oh, me name is Brother Derry, I'm the freakin' other one
I hate the flack my brother hands, the beastly prig's a bum
And when I bark my strong beliefs, the ladies understand
They shout, "That hunk's the genius of the AmIRighteous clan!"

Oh, my flair is spunk and back talk, and at you I storm and steam
But I'm the funniest noob you've seen, it's true that you'll agree
There'll be no cryin', no sighin', no screamin' nor reelin', your fun is in my plan
All the levity and baloney of the AmIRighteous clan

Oh, I'm numb and tanked from the gin I drank and I've sworn to change my ways
My partner pumps an oldies spoof, but I in spite do stray
With menacing medicine, pools of hooch and the booze that'll stun the glands
A fledgling two aspirants, the AmIRighteous clan

That's AmIRighteous!