Song Parodies -> I'm An Old Farmhand

Original Song Title:	"I'm An Old Cowhand"
Original Performer:	Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:	"I'm An Old Farmhand"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

...to all those like myself, who are addicted to farmtown and / or farmville...

i'm an old farmhand
and its really grand
ain't no tractor rode
cause i got no land
i'm a farmboy who never milked a cow
never planted crops cause i don't know how
its on facebook only, i wield a plow
yippee...i hoe all day
yippee...i hoe all day

i'm an old farmhand
sowing's neatly planned
see my taters rise
see my corn stalks stand
get 'em harvested 'fore it gets too late
cause its really sad, if they dissipate
help my friends who tend to procrastinate
yippee...i hoe all day
yippee...i hoe all day

i roam among all the planted rows
built a big corral where my livestock goes
yeah, i have a ball as my farmland grows
yippee...i hoe all day
yippee...i hoe all day

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blackjack21 - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

You harvested a fine lil' parody here, pardner. Uuum, what's it like to hoe all day?

Andy Primus - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Never heard of either but I have milked a cow & was amazed at how creamy it was at body temp. You could do one to this song that would be right up your street with "hi ho all day" or if you wanted to make it a bit racy it could be "I ho all day"

Mark Scotti - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Yer gittin' fauves, weeeeeee dogggies!!!

Fiddlegirl - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

I was recently introduced to Farmtown... it IS quite fun! Which reminds me, I think my tomatoes are ready...

Christie Marie M - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Yippee, you hoe all day! I wonder how it feels like! Up to now your back must feels sore and your shoulder must feel stiff! I'll be planting, sowing, and harvesting 555 crops in your farmland!

AFW - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

I can relate to this, since I spent some of my pre-teen years, and all of my teen years on a farm...fun parody

Tommy Turtle - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Andy Primus beat me to "Yippie I Ho", but still an uber-clever switch from TOS refrain. As for moi, I like farms, too, but for different reasons, as will be evident tomorrow (Wed.) (I'll bet you can guess, but no telling, OK?) Yippie Five hoe!

JonaDeere - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, this is very TractorEsque, as well as cute, watching those 'taters rise' !

alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks blackjack...sometimes i hoe...sometimes i plow...thanks andy...lol...thanks mark...thanks fiddlegirl....don't let 'em go waste ! ...thanks christie.....glad ya enjoyed...thanks AFW...thanks TT...i can guess...lol...thanks JD

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Song Parodies -> I'm An Old Farmhand

"I'm An Old Cowhand"

Bing Crosby

"I'm An Old Farmhand"

Alvin Rhodes

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