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Song Parodies -> "Bland Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Bland Christmas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I dunno...I guess that as the years go by, and especially after a stint in college...a bit of that Christmas magic has worn off. After the decorations were all taken down around my home, I realized this.
The garlands are gone
The tree is stored
The neighbor's tall pine trees sway.
It's an ice-cold freezing day
But I'm inside, so hey.
But it's January the tenth
And I am feeling a little bent...

I've just sat through a bland Christmas
Not like the ones I used to know.
Where the world would twinkle,
And life felt simple
We'd play, even without snow.
Now, nothing but a bland Christmas
No special feelings did I have.
Just a New Years' half.
I just hope that next year's is a laugh..

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