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Song Parodies -> "The Bells of Salvation"

Original Song Title:

"The Bells of St. Mary's"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"The Bells of Salvation"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Turn off, turn off,
Turn off those bells!

The Bells of Salvation me crazy,
They're clanging, and banging
In front of each store...

I've had it with ding dongs
My mind's growing hazy
They ring and ding inside my head
Please, please, no more!

The Bells of Salvation
..Army..ring so shrill
Please cushion those clappers
If you don't I will...

Here, outside of Walmart
Your black pot I see
I'll give all my money
If quiet they'll be!

Ah boiling, ah boiling,
Not pot, I mean me!

The Bells of Salvation
..Army's got me batty
Stop clanging,(stop clanging)
Cease banging, (cease banging)
My ears beg of thee...

This ain't no cathedral
(But) feel like quasimodo
'Cause those lousy ding dongs, bing bongs
Drive me.. cra-zee!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
funny stuff...reminds me of the 'twilight zone' where the toys in the barrel are trying to escape and the bell ringing is driving them nuts
AFW - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin..don't think I saw that one
John Barry - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
They put a bell on you.
AFW - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, that your next "Spell" entry?
John Jenkins - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I will hunch back and give you 5s.
AFW - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John J

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