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Song Parodies -> "White Grits Mush"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Grits Mush"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The kitchen's cozy
The grill is hot
A lovely Winter's day
My appetite is in play
I'm ready to chomp away
A great aroma to tease my wits
I just can't wait to get at those grits

I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
A favorite dish that I love so
Got some home fries oilin'
And soft eggs boilin'
Smoked ham..sliced and grilling slow

I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
The morning sun comes up just right
Breakfast time is merry and bright
As my plate of Grits Mushes I bite

I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
The morning sun's a golden sight
Breakfast time is merry and bright
As this plate of Grits Mushes..I bite...

(Merry Grits Mush, everybody!)


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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
i like what you've cooked up
John Barry - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Laughed my chaff off!
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Tasty... 5-5-5
2Eagle - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Not my taste - I prefer salsa and guacamole - the colors of the season. Good parody.
Invisible Boy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
That's everything it needs to be...short...sweet...mushy...and funny.
Dee Range - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I like my grits with cheese, so they're off-white. But I like this parody just the way it is. And Merry Grits Mush right back atcha, AFW.
AFW - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John,MrMacphisto, and 2Eagle....The true grit is I ain't crazy about 'em either, just for parody sakes...and thanks Invisible Boy, and Dee..
John Jenkins - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good substitutions.
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
It's grittin' to smell a lot like grits mush - at the Airfarce household. "Gabagool" as they say in old Italia and certain other waste management businesses..
AFW - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Late thanks to John, and Guy
stuart mcarthur - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, yes, when I think of Xmas, I think of Santa, presents, plum pudding, reindeers, and White Grits Mush - thanks for the nostalgia AFW - 555

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