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Song Parodies -> "Quiet Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Quiet Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Nafesah Faith Ali

The Lyrics

Original Version - Irving Berlin 1942 "The sun is shining The grass is green The orange and palm trees sway. I've never seen such a day In Beverly Hills LA. But it's December the 24th And I am longing to be up North... I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white"
The sun is hiding
The grass is drenched
The lilacs bush is all brown.
I'm determined to not feel down
In Florence; my little town.
But it's December the first
And I hope this Christmas is not your worst

I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas
Just like the whole town is in bed
Where the streets aren't busy
and I'm not dizzy
From seeing 50 santa's dressed in red

I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas
where I can still stay on my diet
May your December be outtasite!
And may your holiday season be just right.
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