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Song Parodies -> "Callwave"

Original Song Title:

"Always"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Callwave"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Intro:
If you have dial-ups
Telephone disrupts
...When you're on line
Callwave take a bow,
It's the service, now
...And works just fine..
Downloading, easy and fast
No more missed phone calls at last..
(end intro)

Tiny little box,
...Callwave..
High tech really rocks,
...Callwave..
Calls are heard and seen
Right there on the screen
Kinda' cool and keen,
..Callwave..

..Callwave..

Rings, on line occur
...Callwave...
You'll know when it's her
...Callwave...
Nightime, noon or morn,
If you're watching porn,
Busy buzz is shorn..
...With Callwave..

Don't miss calls, it sucks,
From the air, it plucks
Thirty days, four bucks
...Get Callwave...



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TJC - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
With all your front-end points earned from endorsements today, you can retire in Florida on the beach... like tomorrow!
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, you're right... AFW has become the stooge of the product-placement people... sad to see a talented writer sell out. Oh, well, this parodying doesn't pay all that well.... trust me. Royalty check of $555 in the mail.
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bit of high tech updating
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha ha, TJC...I like that fantasy, only wish it were true...anyway, most of these seemingly complimentary product endorsements are actually sort of "Tongue in Mouse"..and have hidden undertones of sarcasm.........and thanks, TT.. see above disclaimer..but, I'm grateful for the three figure check.....and thanks, alvin
MrMacphisto - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... the porn line was great... 5-5-5
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac, appreciate your vote and comments

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