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Song Parodies -> "I'm an Old Door Ram"

Original Song Title:

"I'm an Old Cow Hand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm an Old Door Ram"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm an Old Door Ram
Swat Team's where I am
Mess up entrances, when I do my bam!
If you're breakin' laws and you're pushin' crack
I will Ness you out like a railway shack
Put you out' a biz and you won't be back,
Wham-i-dee, wham, wham, wham..

I'm an Old Door Ram
Task force calls me, Sam
I can devastate any old door jam
If a warrant's out, and some house you're in
Dress for company, gonna clamp your skin
Better ask the Lord to forgive your sin,
Wham-i-dee, wham, wham, wham..

I know every house where the bad guys am,
I'll turn your pitbull into instant Spam
And you won't hear a sound till you hear my Ram,
Wham-a-dee, wham, wham, wham..

You won't hear a sound till you hear my Ram,
Wham-a-dee, wham, wham, wham..

I'm an Old Door Ram...



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Johnny D - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Slick! Now I'd like to see you write a door-ramming parody of The Beach Boys' "Barbara Ann"!
alvin - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully odd concept
Tommy Turtle - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Wham, bam, thank you, Ram! 555
AFW - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...but, about one door ram parody is all I got in me....thanks, alvin, and thanks, Tommy
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't even want to know how the heck you came up with this idea! Nuts, but nice. 555
AFW - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...yeh, it is off the wall...but, in case you're wondering, no..I never had my door rammed in...yet..
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Right off the hinges... 5-5-5
AFW - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac

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